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ammarmali:

It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.

callmetierra:

norafox:

Cyanide and Happiness nails it.

Oh my….this makes me think of one person….

callmetierra:

norafox:

Cyanide and Happiness nails it.

Oh my….this makes me think of one person….

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

same.

same.

evil-little-dinosaur:

treeswithcwms:

rampaigehalseyface:

arseniccupcakes:

thatonechick42:

madithefreckled:

I actually just looked this up and found out some interesting things.

Young MacGuffin speaks in a North East Doric dialect which obviously is hard to understand. Originally he was going to just speak gibberish but his voice actor, Kevin McKidd, suggested he try a few lines in Doric and Pixar loved it and kept it. Found a couple translations too, but only one of them applies to this gif set and that’s the third one after Merida gave her speech about letting them choose who they marry:

It’s just not fair making us fight for the hand of a girl who doesn’t want anything to do with it. You know?

Performers who do their research make me incredibly happy and my respect for them increases.

aww, he’s concerned about Merida not wanting to go through with it

I SHIP IT SO HAAARD

she can be the fiery warrior queen and he’ll be the gentle giant king who takes care of the children and runs the castle

and Merida will translate

In a scene that was later cut, Merida showed interest in him but was disappointed that she couldn’t understand him. I totally few-years-later ship them.

Oh goddamnit now I ship them too. 

just throwing it out there that i understood most of what he said

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

patronuus:

frostingpeetaswounds:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life

fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.

Dude

patronuus:

frostingpeetaswounds:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.

Dude